then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
honey bunches of taint.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I fill condoms, not promises.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
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