HIV tests are more positive than that guy
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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