Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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