We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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