I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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