wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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