Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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