i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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