Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Oh god it's open bar.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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