how can u be prego again
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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