you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Help. Why am I so naked?
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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