We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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