Dude I just picked up a married chick while her husband was playing pool.
What do you mean you picked her up? How are you gonna leave the bar?
I didn't. I fucked her in the men's room. Come get me before he finds out.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Randomize
