some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
