my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
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You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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