Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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