He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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