Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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