That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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