I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Randomize
