just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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