All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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