Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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