I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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