chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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