didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
I wish you could order shots online.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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