Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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