Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
be right there i have to get my cape
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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