Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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