if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
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