Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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