I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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