Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
its liver damage thursday
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