Don't you send me to vm
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
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