My brain says no but my pants say off.
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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