maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I licked your asshole in confidence.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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