i permit you to call me
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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