dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Randomize
