I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Just fell off a train. Bad.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
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