i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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