kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
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