Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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