Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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