i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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