Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Alive.
So much puke
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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