I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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