I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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