Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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