I wanna bring you to show and tell
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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