halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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