it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
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