I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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