Duck Duck Cougar?
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
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