i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
so much tequila, so little girl.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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