Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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