I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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